Hammy

I met Mike and Steph's new hamster, Hammy, last night.* If you are looking for a small pet that does not do much but poop everywhere, I suggest a hamster purchase. Or visiting Mike and Steph.

Consulting Yahoo! answers about this matter (easily the funniest place to look for answers) the question "Why does my hamster poop alot" retrives the best answer chosen by readers - "because it is a hamster."


I told them they are lucky he is in the clear because one time my sister's guinea pig, Lucy, was constipated and four days later we found the biggest, hardest crap in her cage, and boy did I feel bad for that poor pig.



*Picture is not actually Hammy